Olsen fart cures cancer...
Seriously, it must suck to be a celebrity sometimes...
This douchebag made an entire blog out of a claim that he heard Ashley Olsen fart at Whole Foods in L.A. and even uploaded a sound clip that replicates its approximate tone, timbre, and volume ("except 3x longer!" he adds). Another douchebag comments that farts are a side effect of cocaine use. Yeah, it's also a side effect of living, breathing, eating, and according to myth, dying.
Okay, so it's a little hella funny but all farts are. That's no trick.
Other posts of douchebaggery at appropriately-named misanthropytoday.com include "The Time Al Gore Took a Shit In My Toilet," and "I Came Up With the Idea For IKEA."
And I've just made an entire blog out of another guy's blog about a fart.
I hate the internet.
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