Breaking: Biteboy to save fountain!

This just in from hot shoe reporter Billy Manes, who is down in the halls of city council sniffing out details and dispatched this dispatch via his Bloggytown celluphonic news transfer device:

Biteboy, Orlando's favorite "gurgling pool of awful," is going to help save the Lake Eola fountain! What, you don't remember Biteboy? Neither does anyone with any musical taste. But you may recall that, besides a complete lack of talent, they have a penchant for inserting themselves into public situations in the fervent, and likely futile, hope that one day they'll get their 15 minutes. They made asses of themselves on a rented trailer in front of Casey Anthony's home, they hung out with Lou "Jabba" Pearlman, and now they're going to fix your fountain. And all they ask in return is that you buy a CD, which is really too much to ask.

Details to follow.

Posted by Bob Whitby on 10/19/2009 3:28:17 PM Permalink | Comments: 10

Comments on this story:

Anonymous said:
Are you kidding me as if this town isn't in bed with enough Douche Bags they align them selves with those talentless scum bags. Whats next a downtown Chuck E Cheese's developed by Jeffery Dahmer, or a pension plan backed by Bernie Maddoff, How about an arts and culture center ran by David Duke? Oh no, wait they hired Helen Keller to develop a new literacy program for orange county schools? The council royally screwed up the Plaza Cinema by giving 6 million in tax dollars to somebody from Vegas with no other theaters developed. Now we have a theater ran by incompetent morons from Atlanta operating at 5% of capacity and has already started to screw their vendors. This city's council makes a group of retard chimps look intelligent. Did Sheehan even listen to a song of theirs or look at them Ive seen and heard better things coming out of an outhouse. Rick ya gotta learn your kids are talentless ugly hacks and once you stop being stage mom trying to force them down our throats and realize it you'll be doing a service to our community by improving our environment.
posted on: 10/20/2009 11:17:27 AM

Lamar said:
I, for one, welcome our prepubescent masticating overlords.
posted on: 10/20/2009 12:07:40 PM

Anonymous said:
If you were a talentless band with no fans or $$ and were being lead by a drug addicted alcoholic, obese father you'd be playing a benefit for Lake Eola too. Wait, this. IS. fucked.
posted on: 10/21/2009 3:40:23 PM

Anonymous said:
Thanks for promoting our new album, entitled, "Gurgling Pool awful!"We knew we could count on you help out with promoting Biteboy. Drug addicted? Uh, no. Overweight? Guilty, but let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I have no idea what you look like, anonymous. But see what happens when you spawn a lynch mob, Bob Whitby? Lies beget lies, hate begets hate. We're just a hard working band trying to do good. How we inspire all this hatred is beyond me. My mom used to say it must be jealousy. I guess she was right.
posted on: 10/22/2009 6:51:35 PM

Anonymous said:
Whitby, One of your illiterate readers compares our rock band to Jeffrey Dahmer. Another calls me a drug addict. Is one of us going to have to get killed by the hate mongers you whip to a frenzy for you to get it? Or is that what you want? We're a band. We participated in a plan to pay some money to Pearlman's victims. You helped to thwart it. We wrote about Casey Anthony and used amplifiers to make our point. You wrote about Casey and used printing presses and the Internet. We're just a band. I think your hate speech and totally irresponsible journalism is way over the top. Your apology is accepted.
posted on: 10/22/2009 7:16:53 PM

Anonymous said:
YOU GUYS SUCK! Biteboy is just trying to do something good and you want to shit all over them. You are nothing but a bunch of assholes!
posted on: 10/23/2009 9:20:45 AM

Lamar said:
Sorry, Biteboy, playing guitar is nowhere near the same as editing the local alternative newspaper. But it is a clear indication that your perception of your own importance is unmatched in the community. Ultimately you are free to use Casey Anthony as a marketing tool. But don't be surprised when nobody respects you.
posted on: 10/23/2009 3:20:33 PM

Anonymous said:
You're right, Lamar. Editing the alternative newspaper apparently requires a tiny mind and an unmatched mean streak. Of course, putting Casey's picture on the cover of the weekly WASN'T a marketing tool. That week, they didn't want to sell any ads and they gave all the proceeds to charity, right? The same as the week they put the interview WE SET UP with Pearlman on the cover. This is 100% pure hypocrisy. You have an overinflated view of what they do. They write and publish a rag that's free because NOBODY would pay for it. If you can't see it, you're as stupid as they are. Too bad this community doesn't have an alternative voice. These guys are about as enlightened and open minded as Glenn Beck.
posted on: 10/23/2009 6:06:28 PM

Anonymous said:
I see your point, Lamar. We're not at Casey's house. We're doing a concert to help the fountain that everybody loves, and the respect is just pouring out of these douchebags. What's their excuse, now?
posted on: 10/23/2009 6:33:03 PM

Anonymous said:
The Orlando Weekly is a tool for tools.
posted on: 10/26/2009 2:36:07 PM