Culture returns, then promptly goes to lunch

Culture you can taste! After a long and unspeakable absence, this blog about all things culture miscellany rockets back with a vengeance. No time to celebrate. There's culture to be absorbed.

Our town has, if you'll recall, a rather prolific arty stuntman in Mr. Brian Feldman. He does things like jump off ladders all day and sell himself sitting in a chair.

Well, he and the Feldman Dynamic (consisting of Adrienne Feldman, Brian Feldman, Edward Alan Feldman and Marilyn Wattman-Feldman) have launched A Cracker Barrel® Chanukah! Essentially, if you can't guess where this nutty piece of performance art is going from the title, the Feldman's are inviting people to watch them eat while Jewish at the country kitchen known for pancakes and racism.

The event is free, inasmuch as you can sit at/near their table and order food that you pay for yourself. It's not, however, in any way endorsed or done with the consent of Cracker Barrel® restaurants! Be prepared to be involved in a scene.

They'll be at various locations at various times. The best way to keep up with it if you're interested is that newfangled Chirpy or whatever it's called (http://twitter.com/OrlandoJewish). Go substitute latkes for hash browns (Feldman's joke) and get your culture back on, Orlando!