Happytown

Oh, glory days! Skies were blue and the sun was beaming on Lake Eola May 1. It was oath of office day in the City Beautiful, and Orlando’s dandies were in attendance to watch the swearings in of commissioner Patty ...

Police Beat
By Jeffrey C. Billman
Officer Dunlap was working the downtown bar scene when a man punched him in the face.

Mail Sack
I really enjoyed your feature this week. All too often the Weekly gets carried away with self-indulgent crusades or undeserved hipster paeans ...

Council Watch
By Billy Manes
Paying attention to city governement so you don't have to


By Steve Schneider
When summer hits the multiplex, it’s time to separate the men from the boys. And the women from the girls ...

Savage Love
By Dan Savage
I’m 16 and gay. I recently got into an argument with my parents over whether HIV is spread by saliva or if you can be infected during oral sex ...

Live Active Cultures
By Seth Kubersky
Regular readers might have noticed I exhausted last week's column on the earth-shaking observation that Wicked was overhyped.

This Little Underground
By Bao Le-Huu
Too much this week for foreplay, so giddyup

Blister
By Billy Manes
“You better not make me cry,” Savannah feigns the presence of actual tear ducts beneath her eyes. “I cannot cry tonight ...”

Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology
By Rob Brezsny



RECENTLY
Issue: 5/1/2008

Mail Sack
Billy Manes’ recent Blister column [April 24] on the Mills Park art opening and the future of the Orlando art scene – or rather, this being a Billy Manes piece, Billy Manes writing snarky comments about Billy Manes being at an art event ..

Savage Love
By Dan Savage
I’m a 52-year-old man. About six weeks ago, a new female worker started in our office. We’re really hitting it off and, frankly, I’ve fallen for her – hard!

Live Active Cultures
By Seth Kubersky
Every half-decade or so, a piece of musical theater comes along that achieves popularity far out of proportion to its actual merits ...

First Shot
By Steve Schneider
It looks like a done deal that Brett Ratner will be remaking The Incredible Shrinking Man. And thus an already fragile world comes one step closer to Armageddon ...

Happytown
Return with us now to the woods near the intersection of John Young Parkway and Princeton Street for the continuing saga of the city of Orlando versus a bunch of homeless people living out there ...

Rob Brezny's Free Will Astrology
By Rob Brezsny




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